So true. I have the barely functioning laptop but the rest I’m woefully short on. Not sure how I’ll convince my wife to allow me to get a bisexual gf either but the smg comes first anyway.
In the case of a preexisting monogamous relationship, an additional AI gf works too.
Shout-out to all the bisexual girlfriends! I love my bisexual girlfriend ❤️
Tell me more about your barely functioning laptops. Fringe operating systems welcome!
2015 Macbook pro, PoP!_OS, Fry an egg on the outer shell if you ask it to do 2 things at once.
Four-year-old MS Surface Go, they dont build shit to last anymore. I’ll see if I can get Linux Mint or some such if it gets much worse.
Try xfce or mate as a desktop environment. Both should be performant. Didn’t have luck with cinnamon DE, and it lagged/crashed even with great hardware.
I have a 2008 Medion Akoya MD 96850. I replaced the HDD with an SSD a few years ago and put Linux Mint on it. Before that, it took seven minutes to boot, but now it’s down to 1 minute 30 seconds. The battery is still okay, and you can run LibreOffice and Firefox at the same time (but no more than that, and only if you don’t do more than a duckduckgo search). It served me well for many years, but last year, I got a used Thinkpad T480 because the Medion was getting a bit too heavy to carry around.
But which WW2 era submachine gun?
The Thompson
With a drum mag
And call it the Chicago Typewriter
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Listen, my grandpa sold Thompsons, I hate to slander that gun, but it was heavy as fuck and very expensive. There’s a reason the British replaced it with the Sten and the Americans dropped it for the grease gun.
PPSH obviously
41 or 43?
Pronounced pepesh, of course
Ofc the rus. pronounciation aka. ППШ
Browning M2 please. It’s technically a sub machine gun because there are both guns and machines that are larger than it is and I would like one, thank you.
Only one I can give you is bisexual girlfriend. Take it or leave it
i’m here to offer my services as bisexual bf if anyone needs 1
Tell me more about robot body parts.
I NEED to build a barely functikning cyberdeck
shit I think you’re on to something here…
This reminds me of that post apocalyptic Robert Evans novel (the Behind the Bastards guy)
