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YOU GOTTA GET A BIDET, MFER!! IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!
A BIDET DOESN’T WORK BECAUSE THE BOOK SAYS I HAVE TO STAND!!! THANKS THOUGH, BROTHER! AROOOO
Just use the bidet, then stand and dry off!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER NY ROARING HOG
I have a natural distrust against anything that is sold as being the best shit ever.
I’VE NEVER CONSIDERED STANDING UP BEFORE WIPING, IT SEEMS LIKE AN INEFFICIENT WAY TO DO IT, OR MY ASS CHEEKS ARE JUST TOO THICK FOR THAT PARTICULAR METHOD ARRROOOOOOO
Brother, wym stand up
FUN FACT: ROUGHLY HALF OF ALL PEOPLE STAND UP TO WIPE, AND THERE ARE NO DEMOGRAPHIC CORRELATIONS! YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE A STANDER AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!
OF COURSE I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS A STANDER, HOW ELSE WOULD WE WIPE EACH OTHERS BUTT, MFER, ITS WHAT THE REAL ONES DO
WHAT?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY HOG. PLEASE SPEAK UP, BROTHER!
I DON’T LIKE HOW I CAN HEAR OUR SKELETON BROTHER SAYING HMMMMM IN MY HEAD! GET HIM OUT OF THERE AROOOO!
WHAT DOES OUR BROTHER SOUND LIKE, BROTHER???
HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT REALLY GROWLY KIND OF BROTHER! THE ONE YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL TO CLEAR THEIR THROAT!
