Same I’d do if he loses. Just with a heavier heart.

Concern concerning concern?

Are we talking gay or gay?

That word gets thrown around a lot without actually meeting homosexual. Most of the time it’s just used as a tasteless replacement for lame.

I bet he does. That one didn’t go over so well.

I leave that part blank. Some people don’t deserve the best regards.

Are there no chemistry labs in the area? Even a high school with a shitty microscope would yield more information than this.

Our little dog used to let out these long, shuddering sighs when she was frustrated. I used to repeat it back to her, and picked up the habit. Even though we had to put her down a year and a half ago, I still occasionally let out her sigh.

Tortilla chips, Haribo gummy bears, ice cream and TJ’s peanut butter pretzels are all staple junk food that I usually restock before I run out.

One of my favorite aspects of the Borderlands series (I played all of them single-player) is that they didn’t make me feel lonely.

The atmosphere is very lonely, but there’s always some radio chatter or cooky interaction that manages to lighten things.

I was going to give you the bad news, but apparently, Tesla didn’t build the Giga Train

Oh God. This is horrible news. So incredibly frustrating to hear.

I’d be so disappointed by this.

Every time I take a day off midweek, it feels like doubling the number of weeks in the week, rather than reducing the number of days.

I’ve never had a dog that reacted to music at all.

Second YT comment knocks it out of the park.

“Here’s a fact, YouTube didn’t recommend you this, you search this.”

Fuckin lol

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I’ve tried “downloading” albums for long flights, only to have them completely fail to play.

The SCADA servers.

They regularly use them as a sound effect in murder mysteries.

Midsummer Murders, in particular, used the fox cry so often that I had to look up what the hell it was

Four of these?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/693224165/midcentury-tie-rack-vintage-tie-rack?sts=1&content_source=a8c9c7c136524aa2aa0d601a29d8624e66f6d1a3%253A693224165

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

I’m not makin’ a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich!

I deleted when I heard they were levying an inactivity fee in Canada.

I don’t live in Canada, but that was a shit move.