I can assure you, some people care way too much for what it is lol. I’ve definitely seen anger about how TotK’s lore was a slight to the fans or whatever. It’s insane that anyone thinks a coherent series chronology is a thing but some people really want it to be true ig
You super don’t need a whole other toilet lol. LUXE makes some affordable attachments I’ve had good luck with. But of course, there are multiple types and a dozen price points so you’ll have to do some googling to find what sounds good to you and what works for your bathroom.