You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Ha! You must be from… Shit, so many options.

Yep.

We start our spicy food tolerance early, our candy is spicy.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

Romeo + Juliet IS a great soundtrack. And as a Beatles fan I have to agree with the Beatles soundtrack, the movies not so much.

My kids (8 and 5) prefer to play on my PC instead of their Xbox. They claim being closer to the screen allows them to see what’s going on in the game much better.

As a kid.

• Saved by the Bell.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Ducktales.

As a teenager.

• The Wonder Years.
• Friends.
• Party of Five.

I didn’t include The Simpsons since growing up in the 90s, that’s a given.

I don’t remember that, is that a deleted scene?

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

My first console was the Atari 2600, my first computer ran on MS-DOS, had a 5 1/4 inch drive, monochrome CRT and no mouse. My intro to Windows was version 3.1.

Mid thirties.

Women are those who are the boys.

The Beatles by The Beatles.

Insomniac for me.

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