Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?

here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,

  • Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
  • U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
  • Bluesky gets advertisements
  • Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
  • some sort of glass shortage
  • coca cola gets in a lawsuit
  • skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
  • Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia
  • Count Regal Inkwell
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    8 hours ago

    Trump and Musk have a big falling out over some stupid shit, but patch it up at their backers’ insistance.

    Bold of you to assume they will listen to their backers.

    Both of them built their brand entirely on being incorrigible narcissists. The micro-instant they have their falling out (and you are right that it will be over stupid bullshit – Because politically they are as aligned as two human beings can be) any of their subjects that even dares imply that said breakup was a bad idea will just be kicked out and replaced with a(nother) yes man.