How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

  • Count Regal Inkwell
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    2 months ago

    Because the world already ended in 2012.

    We are living in hell.

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    (… Those are brazilian song lyrics, translated. Don’t take them TOO seriously)