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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103·4 months agoThe bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·4 months agoNah, buying a house just needs three monitors.
minus-squareakilou@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 months agoI need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·4 months agoAre people buying houses off a website?
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-24 months agoYou can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoI prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoImagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months ago“Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months ago*housepad, shaped like a little home
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoUsually I understand why people would say this. I’m very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I’m baffled by this one. Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don’t know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?
minus-squareDuamerthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoYou use to be able to buy one thought a sears catalog.
minus-squareVenator@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 months agoNah a jumbotron is too low res, what you should be doing is adding more monitors.
The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.
Nah, buying a house just needs three monitors.
I need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase
Are people buying houses off a website?
You can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.
I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.
Imagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀
“Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”
*housepad, shaped like a little home
I used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.
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Usually I understand why people would say this. I’m very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I’m baffled by this one.
Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don’t know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?
You use to be able to buy one thought a sears catalog.
Nah a jumbotron is too low res, what you should be doing is adding more monitors.