You rip the second-last one off to leave the stem, which now becomes a hook.
I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing
Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock
Suffer
I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?
You make a trade with someone from the actors guild.
Banana for scale.
Loompaland?
After they unionized? No way.
Oompa loompa doompa de dabor
Only support businesses with unionized labor
Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.
Just buy more bananas. How much could a banana cost? $10?
There’s always money in the banana stand
The pricey ones here cost €1 per kg
I worked at a Walmart for a bit and one day they had me change the price tags on the bananas and I immediately had to ask and make sure the tags were correct because they went from like $0.70 per pound, to $1.68 per banana.
Until they went back to a per pound price, banana sales basically stopped at the store.
Well, in the US they are almost there with eggs…
You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging
Wait you cut them all? You don’t just tear the bananas apart from each other?
Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit
Uhh, see the banana master JWBananas diagram below. Exactly what I’m talking about
Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
Same, same.
Ah, now I have coffee.
Cut it in half and tie the two ends together
Skewer it with the hook.
RTFM.
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.
What’s this “nature’s way” crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?
Tap for bananas
Banana stand people: hang loose man!
Actual bananas: <flips like 50 birds to the camera>
As though there is anything natural about the modern banana
Are you implying they are supernatural?
Preternatural.
Where on the scale is that? Is it higher or lower than supernatural?
A banana for scale would be helpful.
It is higher than the banana, relative to the direction they’re oriented. Determining which orientation is correct is left as an exercise to the reader.
There’s always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.
It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?
Just use those $10 and go see a star war.
Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie
Eat it.
The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.
Banana cradle capabilities?
A banana hammock, if you will
