• moi@jlai.lu
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    3 days ago

    Rolling on the floor like a failed Sushi won’t clean your trash on the table.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    Can confirm that rolling sushi is harder than it looks. Did a full role once during an event at college with some actual Japanese college students studying where I live and it didn’t turn out the greatest. Especially when it came to cutting it into pieces.

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    3 days ago

    just like failed sushi, you’re an absolute disaster but you’re still a snack and cute in your own way 💕

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      3 days ago

      you didn’t fit into the sushi roll shape and they put a bunch of pressure on you and now you’re a mess of loose grains and torn seaweed.

      but that’s okay!

      in the place you’re from you could be another shape just as easily: chirashi-don, or onigiri, or neko manma. you would be just as delicious piled in a bowl, but in America the shape that sells the best is the elaborate and decorative and slinky shape of a sushi roll.

      but you can be exactly as good when you’re onigiri.