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No booze. No sunlight. No purring maggots. The mayor is a god damn literal vampire and ate my wife. Man, this fort fucking sucks maybe I should just jump into the well…
Standard DF experience.
The carpenter isn’t much better!
Nah that’s totally normal dwarf fortress behavior
He’s a Dwarven astronomer, when is he getting to see the stars???
Didn’t know dwarves could be astronomers in DF.
He’s thinking about the stars a lot, but never will see them! Probably. It’s a scholar skill, I think! So it’s just his highest skill, maybe?
All dwarven suicidal ideations are made of the finest depressions
