• enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    He should definitely get the firework treatment for not cutting it diagonally. But maybe we could think of a different punishment instead…

  • cally [he/they]
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    2 months ago

    why even cut the sandwich if it’s not being stored in a container?

    • CarbonIceDragon
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      2 months ago

      everyone knows when you cut the sandwich in half, you get two sandwiches instead of one. You cut diagonally because the triangle sandwiches are bigger than the rectangle ones you get from cutting down the middle. /s

      • kolonel@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Both give the same amount of crust. One gives a bigger bite of sweet, sweet filling.

      • cally [he/they]
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        2 months ago

        I usually find a container that can fit the whole sandwich, but if I can’t then I will cut it

  • Draconic NEO
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    2 months ago

    I’ll take it and eat the grill cheese, then give him headpats and scratch him under the chin for being a big fluffy cutie pie.